Rabble

Feeling very scattered this Wednesday afternoon, and people always like to read in cohesive and fractured sentences right? RIGHT?! A few things:
I tried to make clotted cream last night. It took about 3 hours, and I had to get up at 1:50am to tend to it. It had to be refrigerated at a certain time and the process took much longer than I had imagined, so I set my alarm....
Since it's my birthday week I have thrown caution (read: my diet) to the wind and have not held back. Chocolates, bagels, Chinese food. I made 2 batches of chocolate chip cookies last night to "organize the pantry" by using up alll the ingredients i had. Scones, the aforementioned clotted cream, chips, more cookies, chips and beer, ah the list goes on, but it's only going to grow as my actual birthday approaches, aha.
I fell asleep on my lunch break today. There I was sitting in the public atrium across from my office, sipping on a diet coke and reading Dune.......
-15 MINUTES PASS-
I am startled awake my that awful feeling of falling asleep somewhere you shouldn't have. I frantically check the time, see that I am still on break, and then rummage though my bag, checking for my wallet, phone, ipod, my beloved hair brush, etc.
The dishwasher at work has broken. I am pretty sure I should do something about it, but I have no idea where to start.
Ugh. people are so snobby when talking about food. Like last night when i was trying to explain to Jamie what exactly was a double boiler....man was I being a bitch. Sorry dude. and, p.s. you were right....