
Gosh I'm lazy!
Two (!) weekends ago I went home to Marbletown to pick pumpkins and bake pies with my family. Bliss. The pie this week was found on my biffle Martha Stewart's website. (haters to the left!!) Considering Martha's caliber I was surprised to find so many things wrong with this recipe. I mean we all make mistakes, but if they are noticeable enough for this little robot to pick up on then maybe you need to take a look at yourself in the mirror Martha. Come on, you're better than this. Moving on!
The Pear-Cranberry pie with Faux Lattice:
First off, the crust was a pate brisee, which is a very basic crust recipe. however, it called for 18 tablespoons of butter. Shmoops had the kitchen well stocked for me, as always, but did not assume that i would need more than 2 stick of butter. which i really shouldn't have, someone fell asleep at the test kitchen. So instead of mixing "real" butter with "fake" butter (she has various tubs of the vegan butter; equally good but the thought of mixing made me nervous) I used what we had, which was a still staggering two sticks. in they went! and a very nice crust came out. Mark your recipes friends.
Next came the filling, which is always pretty much the same. cut fruit, throw in bowl, brown sugar, cornstarch etc etc. But again I found a glitch in the recipe. it called for 24oz of cranberries. oooookay. That was just bananas. the top crust wouldn't have fit over the heaping mound of cranberries. The pears would get none of the attention they so respectfully deserve! nuh-uh. not on my watch Miz Stewart. I still put in about 18oz, and it was more of a Cranberry-Pear pie if you know what I mean. (see what i did there?!)
It took about 100 minutes to cook, so at 11:45 pm, after I woke up my patient and hungry parents, it was ready. Shmoops- loved it. Dan- will eat anything. Sunny Robot- less than thrilled. I liked the crust! but the cranberry was just too much, man. the vague hint of pear was nice, soft and sweet surprises speckled through a sea of tart berries.

In conclusion, trial and error my dear readers. carry a pencil at all times and revise, revise, revise. Good luck out there, don't believe everything you read.