NOW i'm excited

the great thing about being David Bowie (by the way i'm going to be David Bowie!!! for halloween)
is that there are so many Bowies to chose from.
Androgynous David Bowie:
This would require....well...not much, since i'm already a lady and all. A strawberry blonde wig, blue eye shadow and longing looks at either sexes direction would suffice.

Aladdin Zane David Bowie:
The most infamous image of the Thin White Duke. this would be the most recognizable, therefore i would have to pull it off perfectly. Hair down and slicked back, careful face paint and bare collar bones. a chilly-er Bowie.

Incarcerated David Bowie:
In 1976 Bowie and Iggy Pop got busted for driving around upstate new york with weed in the car. Surprisingly a more mild charge than expected, and perhaps one of the best dressed mug shots in history. To pull this off i would need a suit, a lot of hair gel and a identification plaque. This sounds promising...

HAHAH....Ziggy Stardust David Bowie.
can't. even. deal.
i don't have the legs, my hips are too big....and i.....just can't deal. Next!

Party David Bowie (with Iggy Pop!!!)
Dont' let the collar fool you, Bowie was pretty...out of it here. I like the collar and sweater thing, but i would need Iggy Pop dripping from my arm, and he just won't return my calls.

so it really just boils down to how much effort/money i am willing to put into this. and since i am moving the days before Halloween, i might have to settle for a milder Bowie. (oh right i'm supposed to be packing....) But no matter i feel very confident in my choice and am shocked it came so late.



"Well I drunk a lot and I'm feeling fine
Gonna raise some kind of bet.
Is this concrete all around, or
is it in my head?
Brother I'm a dude now."

Brother, i am a dude now.